why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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PENIS that is all

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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A pope meets another one

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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