What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Female Orgasms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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