"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

The New York Giants

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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