- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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