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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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the bible

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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