- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Get on the boat.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

WOw you have no life

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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