Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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24

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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