- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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