Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Diarrhea

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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