A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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