- Anti Joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs