you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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