wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Granny porn!

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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