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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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