How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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