What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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White NBA players.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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