- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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