What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Hail Hitler

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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