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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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