- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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