Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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women's rights.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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