What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Your life

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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