A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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WNBA

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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