- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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