Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Hail Hitler

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what are you mike bibby?

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The Big Band Theory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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