- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

an ethopian thanksgiving

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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