How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Ms Leong Sux

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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