- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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