What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Anti Joke

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