Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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