- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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