- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Your mam is so fat.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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