- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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