roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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