- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Neither did she.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

pobody's nerfect

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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