- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

a. why? b. because

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Anthony sucks

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

I like school Said no one ever.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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