A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Religion.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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