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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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