pretty soon we'll all be dead

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Please ignore this statement.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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