How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Albino African Americans

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

whats black and strange a paki

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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