- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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