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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

So a horse walks into a barn.

your mum

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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