- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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