- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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