This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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