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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot