What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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