- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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