- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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