What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Eric is gay Ha

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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