Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

No soup for you!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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