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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A pope meets another one

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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