Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

your face

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

The FCC

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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