You're so sweet I have diabetes

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...