Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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