- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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