- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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