- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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