- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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