- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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