- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

No it doesnt..

What is funnier then 25 9/11

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Obama = ebola

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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