- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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