- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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