Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

taking out the trash... at night

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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