- Anti Joke

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

24 Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

my egg roll

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians