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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

I wrote a funny joke.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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