The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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