Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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The WPGA tour

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A russian gives away vodka.

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