what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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