- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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