- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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