- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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