So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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