- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How many light bulbs? 1

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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