- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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