- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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