Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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