whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Hello.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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The Big Band Theory

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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