Phew... it's gone.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Canadians

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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