- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is 9+10? 19

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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