- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What is white and square? A ping pong block

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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