- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock. Not home.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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