Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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