- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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