- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Neither have I

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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