- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Once upon a time a was born

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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