- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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