What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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gay pom...

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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swag

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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