- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A baby seal walks into a club.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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