Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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