- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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