- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's 1+1? 69.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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