- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Sarah Palin.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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