- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

call me maybe.

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