- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

can you touch your toes? no

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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