- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

u know whats a crime? rape

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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