Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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woman's rights

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knock knock come in

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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