How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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