whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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